Some of my favorite letters from Dear blank, Please Blank
Dear car,
I smile when the blinker is in-sync with my music.
Sincerely, easily amused driver
Dear Twilight fans,
Let's do some math! Harry Potter > Voldemort. Voldemort > Cedric Diggory. Cedric Diggory = Edward Cullen. Therefore, Harry Potter > Edward Cullen.
Sincerely, suck on that
Dear douche bag,
Please refrain from breaking up with your girlfriend through me. It's getting awkward.
Sincerely, text message
Dear radio DJs,
You do realize that there are more than ten songs in the world right now, right?
Sincerely, you can only listen to Katy Perry so many times.
Dear Justin Bieber,
Remember Aaron Carter?
Sincerely, ya, neither do we
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